Anonymous Quotes of the Day

"Today would be a really good day for me to participate, but I don't want to be the queer who only talks on gay day." -anonymous, on volunteering to discuss the cases pertaining to sexual orientation in constitutional law

"I hate everyone in here. If I never saw them again, it would be too soon." -anonymous, upon entering the law school cafeteria

Um, Give Me A Job Please?

At least my job interview yesterday went better than Fresh Pepper's.

I mean, I knew enough not to say things like this:

Interviewer: So, do you have any kids?
Fresh: I don't really think you're supposed to ask that.
Interviewer: I don't really think you have this job yet.
Fresh: Well, no, I don't. Now do I have the job?
Interviewer: No, not yet.

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Interviewer: Well, that's all I have. Do you have any questions for me?
Fresh: Do you think this tie is too shiny for a job interview?

Sarah Silverman Hosts the IS Awards

I think she might be weirder than I am. But she's also funnier.

And We'll Only Be Making It Right

I Got Nothing

Now that I haven't written a post in about 200 years, it's especially hard to start again. Cause now there's all this pressure to write something good and funny. And that is just not going to happen, which is why I've been avoiding it for 200 years to begin with.

So here, watch this instead.