Thursday, November 10, 2005

It's Funny Cause It's True

So today I sit down in the cafeteria to eat my delicious lunch from Whole Foods. My friend, who I sit next to in class, notices my plate of tofu, artichokes and brown rice and looks at me in UTTER ASTONISHMENT. It was as though I had pulled out a heaping bowl of staple sauce.

Me: What?
Her: [incredulously] Are you a vegetarian?
Me: No, I just don't eat a lot of meat, and I like vegetables and tofu. Why?
Her: [still baffled] It's just so healthy.
Me: [now confused] I guess. So?
Her: Well, it's just that you have NO DISCIPLINE.
Me: Thanks, I can't hear that enough.


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