A Drag Queen Stole My Seat
Yup, that's right.
I was at the ever sketchy Lucky Cheng's last night to celebrate a friend's birthday. We had procured a table near the bar so we could quickly enjoy a drink at a relatively safe distance away from karaoke-induced humiliation before moving on to the next location. While waiting for embarrassment-proof friends to get a chance to sing, I decided I should go to the bathroom before we left in case it took us a while to decide our next destination upon leaving.
At the exact moment that my ass leaves the bench, I hear someone yell "Oh, HELL yes!" and, the next thing I know, a six foot tall drag queen is shoving me out of the way. I inform her that I'm just going to the bathroom and will be returning shortly, to which she responds, "temporary seating assignment, bitch!" and sits down.
It was very hilarious.
I was at the ever sketchy Lucky Cheng's last night to celebrate a friend's birthday. We had procured a table near the bar so we could quickly enjoy a drink at a relatively safe distance away from karaoke-induced humiliation before moving on to the next location. While waiting for embarrassment-proof friends to get a chance to sing, I decided I should go to the bathroom before we left in case it took us a while to decide our next destination upon leaving.
At the exact moment that my ass leaves the bench, I hear someone yell "Oh, HELL yes!" and, the next thing I know, a six foot tall drag queen is shoving me out of the way. I inform her that I'm just going to the bathroom and will be returning shortly, to which she responds, "temporary seating assignment, bitch!" and sits down.
It was very hilarious.
posted by emily at 3:28 PM
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